Happy No Narcissism Day!

Yesterday, the author of Road to Nowhere received a challenge from The Hobbler.  It won’t be easy.  It seems most bloggers have a serious narcissistic tendency, which is okay.  Having a blog is largely geared towards writing about ourselves, our lives, our experiences, our thoughts, our opinions…yea, we’re full of ourselves.  Such a shame!

Turns out, there is a number to call for help…Thank you LizzieC!

But, this blogger must agree with The Hobbler…it is time to step out of our own spotlight and give someone – or something – a chance to shine!

Challenge accepted!

AND

Taking it a step further by making this an entire No Narcissism Weekend!  Oh yea…because that is how Lisa rolls!

The award title:  Not a Narcissist – perfect, don’t you think?  (See how that last question is about YOU and not about Lisa?)

Let’s start this selfless weekend with:

Florida Woman Busted For DUI Blames Poor Driving On Big Boobs: Maureen Raymond Arrested 

Here she is (no boob pictures could be found):

It seems Maureen suffers from what a lot of folks suffer from – the inability to think clearly while intoxicated.

Keep in mind the speed in which she was driving, her inability to stay in a lane AND the fact that she couldn’t park her car were NOT because she was drinking.  No sir!  Apparently, Maureen’s Boobs were driving that night and everyone knows when Boobs are in control, women and vehicles are basically at their mercy.

Women held hostage by their own breasts!  It’s a total nightmare.

It must be true that Boobs  have a personality of their own which would explain why men insist on staring at them and in some cases even talk to them.

Poor Maureen.  She was not just under the influence of alcohol.  She was also under the influence of Boobs.  Don’t you hate it when that happens?  Boobs did not want to take the field sobriety test but they did want to dance and be naked.  We should all probably send a thank you card to the cop who stopped her.  Nobody needs to see that.

MORAL TO THE STORY:  BOOBS shouldn’t let Boobs drive drunk!

Have a great weekend!

15 thoughts on “Happy No Narcissism Day!

  1. El Guapo applauds your disavowment of narcisissim, but he is concerned that in your withdrawal, you are lashing out at breasts.
    Which El Guapo actually thinks quite highly of…

  2. Oooh, finally got around to reading you. I like! Will now start following you. (Something I always find funny for some reason. Look behind you…Jen is following.) Sorry…bit babbly today. 🙂

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